being a human is so weird
spnedit: Angelsthe angels, they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have
the equipment to care. seems like when they try, it just breaks
favorite outfits: amelia pond (doctor who, a town called mercy)
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
Fangirl challenge → [1/10] friendships: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
"Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy —"
"Find my what?"
"— and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!"
"What’s a Wheezy?"
"Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy — Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!"
"What?" Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
"The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!"
Canon PowerShot ELPH 300HS
Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
You go, Lichtenstein!
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE U ANY WOOL
HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER I GOTTA METRE LONG JAW FULL FUCKKKK
It got better.
Yes, it really did.